I really wanted that to sound like Paula Deen in your head. If it did, I succeeded. If not, you should YouTube that because it’s funny. Well, it’s not really funny, it’s very southern and adorable and makes me giggle. So…giggling makes it funny by default. I love butter.
My love of butter is not why I gained weight this week. In fact, I wasn’t sure what it was until I looked at last week and went, “Oh, hey, my body is in total shock from losing 11.2lbs and I’m probably retaining water because of *cough*monthlycycle*cough* issues. Not the kind where you eat chocolate, that’s never been my bag, but the kind where you swell like a balloon because your body thinks it might need to be a flotation device at any moment and ferry three adorable children to safety. Floaties gonna FLOAT! Know what I mean?
Okay, here’s my scale pic and I’ll give you the low-down dirty numbers.
I have got to go get a pedicure when I get paid. My nails are looking like the beastly blue talons of some awesome blue-nailed mythological creature that could cut someone in half.
Here are the down and dirty details of this week’s weight loss… (yes, the phrase of the week is down and dirty)
Starting Weight: 318.4 lbs.
Difference from Last Week: +2 lbs.
Total Weight Lost: 9.2 lbs.
Percentage of Body Weight Lost to Date: 2.89%
I expect a loss this week, because usually it’s one step back and then forward again. I’m pretty sure I didn’t plateau at week 2. LMAO
Oh, one other thing…