Kate Bosworth – Crazed elf or standard issue alien?

kate-bosworth-hot-mess.jpgSurprisingly, I’m not usually a “Hollywood hater” – I love film and really don’t care who they cast in the roles, be it lovely Nikki Blonski or Nicole Kidman (aka human hanger) – sure I’m a little biased, but overall I’m in it for the story and let Hollywood make its own decisions.

Kate Bosworth is in the new Kevin Spacey film “21″ – everyone over 30 already knows the story, the young’uns probably don’t because there is an interview over at Yahoo’s new Shine website interviewing her and she makes this huge deal out of Kevin Spacey telling her “Didja know it’s a true story?” And she’s all, “No, way Kevin!”

Riveting interview, I highly recommend it. Then they talk about how gambling is splurging…does Kate ever splurge? I didn’t wait to hear the answer, but by this picture, I’d guess she does something perhaps rhyming with splurge…

Kate Bosworth, movie beauty…this picture is a hot, hot mess (and I do not use that term lightly because it’s not my slang to own.)  If I put my hair up and saw chunks coming out in the mirror…I wouldn’t leave the house without fixing it. Her ear is all tipped down like a puppy dog.

I’m not generally big into judging, I promise. But I’m reading the Yahoo site and they’re telling me how lovely and beautiful this woman is. To look like that and have all these positive messages being hurled at you…must be nice.

I want to wake up in the morning and go to websites that say how beautiful I am.

We all deserve one of those, don’t you think? That would be nice to have fan sites for each and every one of us, and when we visit a picture of us (our favorite one) pops up and has a review on whatever it is we’ve been doing lately. Peppered into the text would be adjectives like “lovely” “beautiful” “amazing” “genius” “handsome” “phenominal” – that would be a good way to start the day.

On the bright side I do understand that to look amazing on film you have to be narrower than normal. Unless you’re a guy, then you have to look like one day you could grow into the gas station owner from the original movie version of “The Hills Have Eyes.” Chicks dig the mechanic look, methinks.

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